You might as well keep the trophy...
14 Teams Who Were The Last To Win Football Competitions That Are No Longer Played For

1. Barcelona (Inter-Cities Fairs Cup, 1971)
2. Chesterfield (Anglo-Scottish Cup, 1981)
3. Hakoah Eastern Suburbs (Australian Cup, 1968)
4. Czechoslovakia (Central European International Cup, 1960)
5. Stoke City (Watney Cup, England, 1973)
6. Chicago Sting (North American Soccer League, 1984)
7. England (Rous Cup, 1984)
8. Lazio (European Cup Winners' Cup, 1999)
9. Porto (Intercontinental Cup, 2004)
10. Talleres (CONMEBOL Cup, 1997)
11. South Africa (Afro-Asian Cup of Nations, 1997)
12. Northern Ireland (British Home Championship, 1984)
13. Genoa (Anglo-Italian Cup, 1996)
14. Romania (Balkan Cup, 1980)